Police in Newark, Ohio charged Kile Wygle, 28, with driving while drunk. Doesn’t sound unusual, but wait, he was on his bar stool at the time. Turns out he was using his motorized bar stool, which can reach speeds of 38 mph.
Guess he didn’t want to get off his stool. Probably afraid he would fall on his face, so heck why not drive. Stupid is, stupid does. The picture tells the story.